Hhaha it's pretty cute!
"I wish my lawn were emo, so it would cut itself" HAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
Anyway, here's the emo kit taken from her Xanga!
EMO KIT.
Clothing
Child's T-shirt - Usually containing a nostalgic cartoon program from the 70s or 80s. Make sure that you are underweight enough so that you will be able to fit into child's t-shirts. Show your inner despair by looking like you are too sad to eat. Obesity and emocity do NOT mix.
Sweater vest - Stolen from father. If said father doesn't wear sweatervests, then steal one from a dad who does wears them.
Black rimmed glasses - For the 'geek chic' look. (HAHAH GEEK CHIC IS SO NOT EMO!)
Converse shoes - don't forget to write the name of your significant other on them.
Tiny striped shirt - The best place to purchase striped EMO shirts is at Wal-Mart. Just head into the young boy's section and you can usually find them for about $5. If you're lucky enough to be spoiled, you can just head to the local ritzy mall and hit up the GAP or Banana Republic. Do not admit that you bought those shirts from there, but you will feel higher on the EMO social scale if you have the name brand.
Body Mods
Tattoos of stars - Notably nautical stars. You also need to get some tattoos of cherries, sparrows, and a guitar. (OMG CHERRIES ARE EMO OMG THAT IS SO WRONG)
You must have at least one or two lip rings. Express your inner pain by showing that you also have outer pain. Stretch your ear lobes to an ung odly gauge like 00 so you can buy the cool plugs with the nautical stars in them.
Hair
Greasy hair - Try avoid showering for 2 or 3 days.
Dyed black hair - Should be floppy if you are male, teased huge if you are female.
Transportation
Emo kids like to drive something called a "Vespa" which is just an expensive moped with a foreign name. You will not be emo until you buy one.
However, if you're not FORTUNATE enough to buy a vespa, EMO kids usually like to drive Kia's, Hyundai's, or those old school Toyota Corollas .
Accessories
Like emo guys, emo girls should also wear wristbands, especially if they're colored all sorts of happy colors. While it might confuse people as to whether you're a raver, piercing your ears like 2983492 times and wearing babydoll shirts with "Unhappy Chick" written on them will eliminate confusion.
If you're an emo girl and you look good, then you're doing something wrong! Gaining a boatload of weight, or slimming down to the width of a pencil will help you look like you're just not good enough to be happy with a significant other.
You must own 3128912 guitars to give off that "I'm in a band" look. So what if you can't play, you LOOK like you can. (HAHAH POSER?)
Carry around a poetry book and whenever you see your emo soulmate, read them the poem that you wrote for them. (Awwww, this is sweetness!)
Alright, maybe I don't want an emo boy anymore. I don't want him to be super skinny. I don't want him to have like 735293 piercings, I don't want him to NOT wash his hair. Everything else is okay hahaha.
MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD! MATH MAKES ME MAD!
Weixuan: When my friend goes out with her friends, they are like totally crazy. They'll wear shades and pretend to take pictures of each other while saying "No, don't take my pictureeee!"
And I just realised, I've done that before!
I woke up at 4.30pm today! YAY BIG CLAPS EVERYBODY. When I told Ruth, she went "You're very low maintenence luh, just have to buy dinner for you can already since you're always sleeping!"
Hahhah I slept so much with the hopes of getting better! Because usually, if I am ill, I would just have to sleep the whole day, without any medication and the next day I'll be fine! BUT IT IS NOT HAPPENING THIS TIME! Must be all that studying that is killing me! I've been taking my meds and sleeping and I'M STILL NOT OKAY! Now, I can hardly talk and I'm breathless all the time!
Bring me back to Shanghai! ):
I'm miserable and NOBODY, not even you!, can cheer me up booohooooo.
Christina! I lovelovelovelovelove you to death man. Daria! I lovelovelovelove you too my demented dolls. I'm a bit happier cos I'm seeing you two tomorrow. Daria! Christina! Daria! Christina! Daria! Christina! Daria! Christina! Daria! Christina!
VDC <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3